Student: can I please use the bathroom?
Teachers: why are you taking your bag?
This happened in my English class one time and the girl who was going picked up her bag as she got up and the male teacher just said “Put your bag down and go to the bathroom.” and without any hesitation she just said, “I need something in it there is blood coming out of my vagina.” He never made girls leave their bags again.
Misha Collins on Whose Line is it Anyway?
Those gifs of Mark throwing things at himself need to kept on speed-dial because you can use them as a response to pretty much anything
"You’ve got work due for-"
"You’re an adult now and-"
"Hey your favourite YouTuber just-"
"But that’s for kids, you can’t-"
Or my personal favourite, saved specially for nasty anons and people who need to have themselves explained a thing…
(not my gifs.)
send this image to every asshole in the game grumps fandom
An Egoraptor in it’s natural enviornment
why are people so irrationally angry about a five second annotation
Congratulations are in order for Nick and his wife! Welcome to the world, Chloë!