laughhard:

I guess that settles that argument

laughhard:

I guess that settles that argument


the-loki-initiative:

habibtipalestina:

Student: can I please use the bathroom?

*takes bag*

Teachers: why are you taking your bag?

image

This happened in my English class one time and the girl who was going picked up her bag as she got up and the male teacher just said “Put your bag down and go to the bathroom.” and without any hesitation she just said, “I need something in it there is blood coming out of my vagina.” He never made girls leave their bags again.

(Source: habibipalestina)


ambroseified:

°not my pics°

Posted on September 2 with 136 notes at 2:47 pm

Russell Brand: How To Combat The Bias Distorting ALL Mainstream Media

(Source: idontcareimjustinspired)

Posted on September 2 with 243 notes at 2:46 pm

hallowedbecastiel:

Misha Collins on Whose Line is it Anyway?


                           Oooh! Sigh! Give him your attention! 

Posted on September 2 with 206 notes at 2:25 pm

wilford-warfstache:

Markiplier does stuff at PAX 2014

Part 2/2

Posted on September 2 with 621 notes at 2:24 pm

super-skitty:

Those gifs of Mark throwing things at himself need to kept on speed-dial because you can use them as a response to pretty much anything

"You’ve got work due for-"

"You’re an adult now and-"

"Hey your favourite YouTuber just-"

"But that’s for kids, you can’t-"

Or my personal favourite, saved specially for nasty anons and people who need to have themselves explained a thing…

bruH

(not my gifs.)

Posted on September 2 with 367 notes at 2:23 pm

When it comes to sexuality stuff… I’m pretty straightedge. But every time I talk to Mark, I’m just like. What happened to my pants?!
-Danny Avidan (via arnoldxdeightonx)
Posted on September 2 with 52 notes at 1:54 pm

dannyaviclan:

mark asks the real questions

dannyaviclan:

mark asks the real questions

Posted on September 2 with 308 notes at 1:33 pm

snerdbergler:

send this image to every asshole in the game grumps fandom

snerdbergler:

send this image to every asshole in the game grumps fandom



bluepringlez:

An Egoraptor in it’s natural enviornment


lightning-quill:

why are people so irrationally angry about a five second annotation

Posted on September 2 with 20 notes at 1:16 pm

One night a man had a dream. He dreamed he was walking along the beach with Sasquatch. Along the sky flashed scenes from his life . For each scene he noticed two sets of foot prints in the sand. One belonged to him and the other to the Sasquatch.
When the last scene of his life flashed before him he looked back at the foot prints in the sand and noticed that many times along the path of his life there was only one set of foot prints. He also noticed that it happened at the very lowest, saddest times of his life.
This really bothered the man and he questioned Sasquatch about it. “Sasquatch,” he said, “you said once I decided to follow you you’d walk with me all the way. But I’ve noticed that during the most troublesome times of my life there’s only one set of foot prints. I don’t understand why when I needed you most you would leave me.”
Then Sasquatch turned to him and replied, “HHUURRRGGGEERRRHUUU! AAAAUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHHH”
-Daniel Avidan 2014 (via k-onyewestside)
Posted on September 2 with 93 notes at 1:14 pm

fyeahghostadventures:

Congratulations are in order for Nick and his wife! Welcome to the world, Chloë!

fyeahghostadventures:

Congratulations are in order for Nick and his wife! Welcome to the world, Chloë!